Saturday, November 5, 2011

Doctor Doctor everywhere not a book to read

5th November  2011.

The honorable Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, or TamizhNaad as it is soon going to be renamed to, has come up with quite a few revolutionary plans to get all the passed out MBBS students to get recruited.

One of the reporters who interviewed the honorable CM just after the election results recollects that, when asked how the CM has planned to make Tamizhnaad into a prosperous state, "Well of course, by building hospitals. Health is wealth. And all izz swell." quipped our particularly healthy CM. "Pun intended in block letters" added the reporter.

As said, our CM kept aside the problems like, inflation rising like a thirteen year old's dick, oil prices changing like British weather, educationalists taking the academics of the state to spin and a few million insignificant others just because they were unnecessary distractions while she was meticulously planning and practising her speeches to be delivered during the inaugural functions of the multi-specialty hospitals that are to be built. And I would remind you that these are being done to make TamizhNaad into a healthy state. 

When asked how she was going to manage the funding for these multi-specialty hospitals, she answered that the previous government had already blown enough money and has constructed buildings that were wrongly advertised as 'Madras's pride' which in her opinion are just fancy buildings that occupy space and are nearly useless. " Imagine the tourist population that TamizhNaad would attract if the Omandur estate and the Azhagappa Chettiyar grounds had remained as unmanned forest areas with all it's wilderness." She couldn't recollect why those places were useful but stressed that they should've been useful as our ancestors (by whom she means M.G. Ramachandran) could not have been wrong. 

Saying that, she said she would move all the books in the 'Anna centenary library' to the old secretariat  building as it was almost always empty as her cabinet ministers were alien to attending assembly sessions. She added that as the buildings were already in place she can concentrate on looting the money which she would allocate to the construction of the existing buildings. She beamed with pride after laying out her smart plans.

The following excerpt from the interview with her will make all others envy the state of TamizhNaad.

Reporter: "What would be your answer to the people who have been using the library regularly as it unarguably has been one of the best things that has happened to the city?"

TamizhNaad CM: "How can they be so silly? Doctors are educated people. They will have answers to everything that these people were searching in the books. If you refuse to believe me please listen to the group of doctors waiting outside my gate. They are chanting "Amma Vaazhga" which clearly is an example of a very profound interpretation of the first thirukkural."

We had to cut the interview short as the honorable CM of TamizhNaad was on her way to examine a few newly constructed buildings which will soon be turned into multi-specialty hospitals

Public reactions varied from a respectable "otha dei" to eye pleasing displays of burning effigies, which the CM of TamizhNaad dismissed as extended Diwali celebrations.

Engineering students who started their course during the DMK period have been left to wonder if their degrees would be converted into MBBS degrees.

Vijay TV is starting a new show where the participants predict the next location that will be turned into a multi-specialty hospital. The winner gets a brand new apartment at 'Temple Blue' Oragadam which will eventually be turned into a multi-specialty hospital.

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