The game of dice- Twitter style.

One fine afternoon, Duryodh decided to call Yudhistir to his place, which was followed by one of the most remembered games of dice ever played. That, in twitter style, here we go.


@Duryodh_Dude : @Yoyudhi Dude, furnished new place. Lets have a tweetup, beer and all. Bring your bros along


@Yoyudhi: Sure mate and I have to say your handle's so Orkutiya :D


@Duryodh_Dude: Sombody gonna get hurt real bad #RusselPeters


@ShakuniShakes: Seems @Duryodh_Dude has planned something, must be one helluvan evening. catchya later guys.


@Yoyudhi: Dude, @Nakul says he hasn't received the invite 
yet. Pliss to check


@Nakul: People just don't seem to notice I exist.


@Duryodh_Dude: @Nakul haha that was so gay. Check your spam 
folder.


@Nakul : @Duryodh_Dude Sorry mate, got it :) 


@Duryodh_Dude: @Nakul #facepalm


@Yoyudhi: now at fun tweet up with @Duryodh_Dude et all. Will upload pics soon.


@DraupDaretoShare: Duh, MEN.


@ArjunDash: @DraupDaretoShare Got a moment? Anyway @Yoyudhi's busy rolling dice. We can get something else rolling  ;) 


@Krish : @ArjunDash Heavy #Mahipal feel.


@Draupdaretoshare: @Krish *blushes* @ArjunDash


@Krish: @Draupdaretoshare #Headdesk @ArjunDash


@Yoyudhi: YAY, a six! take that! @Duryodh_Dude @ShakuniShakes


@Krish : @Sakunishakes and Limp-bizkit #Sameguy (atleast namesake) 


@ShakuniShakes: @Duryodh_Dude and @Yoyudhi #Nowplaying- an epic game of dice


@Duryodh_Dude: haha perhaps its now time for a #Yudhiface LOL @Yoyudhi


@YoYudhi: Hmm, lemme bet @Nakul, @ArjunDash @Vedahas and @BhimBoy 


@Duryodh_dude : @YoYudhi hahaha LOSER, again :P 


@Nakul: @YoYudhi WTF @ArjunDash @Vedahas @BhimBoy


@ArjunDash: @YoYudhi #Outrage @Nakul @Vedahas @BhimBoy


@Bhimboy RT @Nakul: @YoYudhi WTF @ArjunDash @Vedahas @BhimBoy


@Vedahas : @Yoyudhi LVDKBL @Nakul@ArjunDash @BhimBoy


@DraupDaretoshare : @Cutekunti Are you a bitch? because  @ArjunDash @YoYudhi @Nakul @Vedahas @BhimBoy are behaving like sons of one.


@Duryodh_dude : @ShakuniShakes *hi-fies* today's beer's on me dude.


@ShakuniShakes: @Duryodh_Dude we have redefined #EPICWIN machaan.


@Krish : @YoYudhi Toldja. 


@YoYudhi : @Krish :( :( 


@Krish : @YoYudhi Forget it, hard luck machaan.


@yoYudhi : @Krish Well, ofcourse.
 
@Krish : @YoYudhi Otha.

Weather or not

Long long ago, when the world was not infected by H1N1, T.Rajendar, Justin Beiber and the like, there was a guy clad in Levy jean, Rayban shades Adidas shirt, Fastrack watch and Reebok shoes. Ok I just made that up. The guy whose costumes remain a mystery. was walking through the forests which can be found in today's western ghats. So there, he was walking through it and saw a sage in deep penance. Our guy, who is like the person who's typing off crap in the page, was curious to know who was the sage and what kept him busy.(I can hear my mind voice saying "Curious? You? Ha, your reader(s) is/are not fools dude". Well yeah, that sure doesn't sound like me. So I'll try another version, he simply wanted to disturb him. Now that sounds like me)


Well, he thought of a plan as he came up with a pretty lame one. He took out his wand( Fastrack glasses, cape and a wand, No not another Harry Potter ) So he conjured a catapult. he was shocked because he wanted to conjure Kat and make her dance for Sheila ki Jawani and he said the spell for CATapult instead of KATrina Kaif. He said &^%*^%$&&% : (Thats the F-word in sanskrit by the way) and went back to the job of distracting the sage. He aimed a stone at the sage and to his surprise struck him at the fist attempt. The sage knew who it was as he was cheating on his penance,had spotted him a while back and he had been the only means of entertainment in weeks. He cursed him and sent him to the court of Indra.


Indra, Varuna et all were busy watching Urvasi and Menaka dancing for Sheila ki jawani (Atleast Indra remembered half the the spell ) and were interrupted by our guy. They asked him the purpose of his visit. He said he was cursed and wanted to do something in redemption. They asked him what he was good at. He recalled his Deal/No deal and said he was good at guessing. 


Indra: " Who will be the most popular man a million years from now"


Our guy: "Rajnikanth"


Indra was stumped.


Varuna: "Who will be the second most popular man a million years from now?"


Our guy: "You think you can get me with this? That's Rajnikanth again!"


Varuna was stumped too.


Meanwhile Indra reminded Varuna that it was time to change the weather in Chennai from Sunny-like-its-never-been to Rain-cats-and-dogs as there was a cricket match scheduled to begin in a few minutes.


Varuna got a spark of an idea.He said "Hey you've a zillion chances to guess the weather change that I'm about to bring. You'll be free from the curse if you get it right atleast once"


And he started guessing a million years ago, and is still trying to guess it correctly. By the way I forgot to name the character, we'll better call him RAMANAN.

SOP of a porn star

This post contains obtuse use of profane language and the author strictly advises people who do not want to change their opinions on me from worse to worst, against reading this piece. Read at your own risk. 



To be or not to be is yesterday's question while to be with how many is today's.


My objective for graduate studies in the field of Algorithms in Simulations and stimulation of  simultaneous copulation is to prepare myself for a sustained and consistent career in the field said. I have developed this ambition long since I could remember and I have always pursued it with a hardcore approach to gain in-depth knowledge.


My interests vary from threesome to so many other awesome modus operandi and I'm sure that I'm familiar with the basics. Also I have thoroughly studied the papers on "Aesthetics of multiple orgasms" and my rigorous approach on preparing a self experiment based on the said paper was immensely encouraged by almost all the male faculty not only in my department, but also many others whose name I wouldn't prefer to mention for customary reasons.


I'm familiar with the operation of Square wave vibrators which work solely based on the principle of generation of Moans( pronounced as ooh-laa-laa) , muons and positrons developed by the world reknown Dr.Prakash who is a proud alumnus of my institution.


Therefore, I, Parimala Anbarasan, wish to enrol myself in the graduate program offered by you, The University of Penisylvania, through which I'm sure to gain first hand experiences and exclusive knowledge which would sure encourage me to pursue a PhD if offered in your University.




Sincerely,
Parimala Anbarasan.

Obama,satyabama and appa-amma..

Truth is the hardest thing to believe.


We often misunderstand things to be one, while they come out as the exact opposite of what one imagined. So is the case with the arrival of the American first man/first black American man, Barrack Obama, to India. Most of the common men,by which I exclude Mr.Singh and his corrupt associates, believe that the arrival of the President of the states would make a change in the economic situation of our country. Well,that is not going to happen. 


He says, " Apart from the dreadful incident two years back, the Taj stands as an example for the nation's strength and it feels great to address the gathering from the very same place."


By which he actually means, "I'm glad that I was not elected President two years back and I really regret that Bush did not arrive when Terrorism went haywire two years back at the very same place".

Even after dodging all the questions and enough blaming of Pakistan,Iran and numerous other countries who don't understand what he says because they don't know English(as if the people who speak English give a damn) the media says he is discussing counter terrorism with the PM. He might as well be discussing, the terrorism at the Mumbai cine-plex ticket counters on Diwali day, which won't be revealed on account of being highly classified government info. You can't get this info even via wiki-leaks and that's why I provide you with Vicky-leaks ;)


He says America and India have come more close than ever, which invariably reminds me of Vadivel who tried to shift Delhi to South India. While Indian engineers,doctors and businessmen are waiting outside the embassy for their visas he's busy swiping his 'Visa' and dancing to Bollywood numbers in two piece( A shirt and a pant of course)


He's supposed to have signed a $10 billion deal. Well,there goes the money for Barrack/Manmohan campaign for the next elections. And this indeed would seem as a parody of the government reports. But believe me, Wiki might lie, Vicky won't.


Here, that I have included Satyabama for it sadly rhymes with Obama or so I think it does, I'm forced to make the following statements. The only Satyabama that I know of is the group of institutions run under that name. Which is a paradox. Let me tell you why. Its been portrayed as the strictest institution and its the scale which other colleges use to compare their levels of strictness with. Bite me. Its fun to be there as said by few friends who apparently belong to that chain of institutions.


The food, is immensely awesome and classrooms spacious and provide the perfect environment to sleep unlike the ones 'm forced to sit for 8 hours everyday. 


I know you wish that you could've ignored the Satyabama part completely. There goes my rating into the drains.


And my appa-amma who are not even remotely interested in whether I write about Obama/Satyabama or the annoying next door mama, are indeed interested in the Internet bills that the mailman never forgets to deliver unlike so many other important letters. And that ( and not my train of thought which hit a dead end) is making me stop with this.


Truth indeed is the hardest thing to believe.

From Kalmadi to Kamal & Maddy

The wise say, the otherwise believe-Allan O'Connor.

Ranging from Dan Brown to the 'doctor' who can fly, a common trait keeps them kicking,deception.By making people believe what they want them to believe they fill their pockets and come up with more plans to deceive people.The sole blame is on the people and not on those who succeed in deceiving.Though a major part of the educated society falls prey for the Dan Brown sort, the flying doctor ends up in producing successful actors who otherwise would be engineers who would be grumbling upon flying doctors.


Take Suresh Kalmadi for example.He makes Sharad Powar look like a middle class man travelling in an MTC bus. Politicians spend lakhs of rupees which they looted in their previous regime to come into power again to start stealing for their next campaign.This vicious wheel keeps spinning.At the end of the day its the common engineer, sorry common man who gets affected with prices increasing and pocket money decreasing.

Harm aadmi

You,or one of the yous in one of the parallel universes must be finding this post interesting.I continue for the sake of that being.Apparently, I deceived you by stating there are parallel universes existing and even more by stating that I can write interesting stuff.Now do you realise how simple it is?


What started with poochandi and otha-kannan(One eyed man and No,I'm not scolding any Mr.Kannan in Madras thamizh) follows till today where my Math prof promises to clear my doubts in the next class.We got used to being deceived and the most boasted Indian culture plays perfect host for deception.


So many ads where Aamir Khan drinks abundant amounts of tea and absurdly asks others to stay awake seems to have no effect on the Great Indian Population.We simply can't resist staring at the white woman who comes out of the airport. 


It will take few more decades for people to realise that awareness,common sense and education do not fall under the same zip code.Awareness programmes in India are conducted by the educated and for the educated(of the educated doesn't suit!Drat)




So finally as I'm content with filling enough space, all I need to convey is stay awake and don't get deceived.


Well, for those who managed to stay awake through the post and waiting to comment what does Kamal and Maddy have to do with the title, they're are doing a combo and be prepared to get deceived if Kamal plays a role wherein he's younger than Maddy, or worst case where they are both younger than Trisha.




PS: The quote in the beginning of the post was made up by yours truly.


PPS:There's no person named Allan O'Connor.Again,I made it up.Deception is even simpler isn't it? 


PPPS:I've published cartoons for the first time :D I know I'm a horrible,horrible person to make you undergo all this.Yet,leave brickbats and comments :) 




The wise say, the otherwise believe.

The usual suspects

Clearly, longer your post the more uninviting it is to the eye of your reader. But its seldom that i'm able to make myself write something huge and at the same time worthy of a second read to myself.

This is what I feel after receiving feedback like "Too lengthy", "Started reading, but slept half way through", "Will read the second half in my re-birth" and "Did you even type the whole thing?"

So, before I fill my current post with my opinions on my previous post here we go.

Had a blue week, eight of the seven days were bad.Fights and failed.. no epic failed tests.Days were as boring as they could get.This is life's irony.Good things don't happen when you don't want them to.( Sigh, I can't restrict myself from using the word Life in my posts and sure as hell the post gets labelled philosophical) 

From the polambals in the first few lines to the pombalais that I come across everyday, there are reasons you,me and he state for anything that happens in your,mine and his life.And the blame game, love it dontcha?

These are the usual suspects:

Fate:

"Thy hath been destined to suffer".

This is one reason which is as lame as anything can get. 

Luck: 

Sheldon doesn't believe in luck.Enough said.

God: 

Ha! Name to be used in the beginning,end and in the middle of all crisis.

Yourself: 

No.That wouldn't be fair on my part.