The game of dice- Twitter style.

One fine afternoon, Duryodh decided to call Yudhistir to his place, which was followed by one of the most remembered games of dice ever played. That, in twitter style, here we go.


@Duryodh_Dude : @Yoyudhi Dude, furnished new place. Lets have a tweetup, beer and all. Bring your bros along


@Yoyudhi: Sure mate and I have to say your handle's so Orkutiya :D


@Duryodh_Dude: Sombody gonna get hurt real bad #RusselPeters


@ShakuniShakes: Seems @Duryodh_Dude has planned something, must be one helluvan evening. catchya later guys.


@Yoyudhi: Dude, @Nakul says he hasn't received the invite 
yet. Pliss to check


@Nakul: People just don't seem to notice I exist.


@Duryodh_Dude: @Nakul haha that was so gay. Check your spam 
folder.


@Nakul : @Duryodh_Dude Sorry mate, got it :) 


@Duryodh_Dude: @Nakul #facepalm


@Yoyudhi: now at fun tweet up with @Duryodh_Dude et all. Will upload pics soon.


@DraupDaretoShare: Duh, MEN.


@ArjunDash: @DraupDaretoShare Got a moment? Anyway @Yoyudhi's busy rolling dice. We can get something else rolling  ;) 


@Krish : @ArjunDash Heavy #Mahipal feel.


@Draupdaretoshare: @Krish *blushes* @ArjunDash


@Krish: @Draupdaretoshare #Headdesk @ArjunDash


@Yoyudhi: YAY, a six! take that! @Duryodh_Dude @ShakuniShakes


@Krish : @Sakunishakes and Limp-bizkit #Sameguy (atleast namesake) 


@ShakuniShakes: @Duryodh_Dude and @Yoyudhi #Nowplaying- an epic game of dice


@Duryodh_Dude: haha perhaps its now time for a #Yudhiface LOL @Yoyudhi


@YoYudhi: Hmm, lemme bet @Nakul, @ArjunDash @Vedahas and @BhimBoy 


@Duryodh_dude : @YoYudhi hahaha LOSER, again :P 


@Nakul: @YoYudhi WTF @ArjunDash @Vedahas @BhimBoy


@ArjunDash: @YoYudhi #Outrage @Nakul @Vedahas @BhimBoy


@Bhimboy RT @Nakul: @YoYudhi WTF @ArjunDash @Vedahas @BhimBoy


@Vedahas : @Yoyudhi LVDKBL @Nakul@ArjunDash @BhimBoy


@DraupDaretoshare : @Cutekunti Are you a bitch? because  @ArjunDash @YoYudhi @Nakul @Vedahas @BhimBoy are behaving like sons of one.


@Duryodh_dude : @ShakuniShakes *hi-fies* today's beer's on me dude.


@ShakuniShakes: @Duryodh_Dude we have redefined #EPICWIN machaan.


@Krish : @YoYudhi Toldja. 


@YoYudhi : @Krish :( :( 


@Krish : @YoYudhi Forget it, hard luck machaan.


@yoYudhi : @Krish Well, ofcourse.
 
@Krish : @YoYudhi Otha.

How facebook changed the face of people..

Came across this Mark Zuckerberg's shutting down Facebook news. The first thing that came to my mind was " Oh no what am I going to do without Facebook?" And when I started thinking, yes thinking, what the big deal about Facebook was, I realised I'll be one of the few who is not so heart-broken. Yes, I'm addicted to Facebook, waste plenty of my quality time on it. There was one 16 year old kid who'd commented " Everyday, I spend about 10 hours on Facebook. What would i do with all that free time now?" My reply would be, "May be try growing up in your free time". It has become an obsession for so many like me. Though I made a few really good friends on Facebook, I think I'd've made many more of them if I were interacting with people for real. I personally feel that with every random friend we make on Facebook we get more lonely.

What life was and what Facebook has made it into?


When someone's in a distress we used to feel sorry for them, now we 'like' when someone's sad.

When someone gets a girlfriend/boyfriend they used to TELL people, now they update their relationship status.


We used to make friends, no we are making fraands.


"How are you" used to make sense, now its plain nonsense.


Personally, I love those 2900 plus pages that I've 'liked', still its creepy.

Relationships break because some boy/girl scribbles something-that-is-not-to-be-expressed-in-public on your wall.


One used to feel happy when people remembered your birthday, now even genuine wishes have become meaningless because you think Facebook notified them.


When people slapped you cried, now you 'like' it or worse, others 'like' it.


Half the number of people who were interested in Farmville actually know nothing about farms.

Parents used to talk to kids, now they 'chat'.

If one had updated his status as much as he did with his Facebook account in real life he'd be the most respected man in town.

When you see people being bullied on Facebook forums, its plain sad.


One wouldn't even smile at strangers, now he adds random people because they both 'like' the same brand of toilet paper.


There used to be genuine fans for people, now there are more fan pages than fans.

I'd love hugs but sadly they don't exist offline.


Patriotism was a feeling of the heart, now the more one hates others the greater patriot he is.


Saying 'fuck you' is easy, being on the other end is hard.


Creativity existed, now Plagiarism is the new creativity.


You made friends, now you request people to be your friend.

You used to quote people, now you imitate people.

Those and so many, Facebook had played its part in changing people forever. This reminds me of a couple of fan pages, yes Facebook effect,


Facebook is the only place where you are allowed to write on walls and poke people.


If Facebook was ever shut down, people would be walking the streets poking strangers and writing on walls.
Now, we'll know if that's the case if the shutting down of Facebook is not some sort of hoax.


Get real. Get a life.

The man in the mirror

The author may or may not be drunk, this may or may not be fictional and you may or may not continue reading any further.People who cannot read English in Tamil and Tamil in English, please to learn before you continue reading this.


Macha, there's this ponnu da. I know here for like a few days, lets not say 5 months. shhhh. She is mad about me. Haha impossible no?  Brilliant macha you are. I am mad about her, hmm not really but we'll assume so. You know what the problem is? Let me tell you. I speak to her da, say Hi how are you and all that. Not like I say to others macha, I say hi beacuse she waves back beautifully. I'll show you someday, no no I won't. See, like this only, like this she waves back at me. I say hi and I wait macha. I wouldn't know what to ask next. If I ask how are you she'd say you asked me the same thing when you saw me yesterday, no? Correct macha, girls get bored soon. You know what girls get bored of me soon da. Guess why? I get bored of them too. Sweet, no? Life's x^2+y^=r^2 macha. That math teacher no? Kannadi female. She said that wrongly, so funny it was. Coming back, she waves back subtly da. Also when I ask how are you I care to know macha. I don't remember what I had for breakfast, but i still remember that green color dress she wore on that day, no don say it was that physics test. shhhh. And thats all, my creativity ends. Evlo I write here? But then I'm on my highest mokka point when I'm around her macha. Crazy no? You know what the sad part is? This guy, no? He fell in love badly with that girl and now he is telling  his story to us haha. Thevaya for him all this? He doesn't even know to say it out da. Worst no? We've watched so many movies together but then adhellam impossible da. Its been long since he met her even. He got busy, no no she got busy, wait where's he? Ok let me continue. I got busy with classes and so couldn't meet her da. Its hard  macha also it hurts to think of getting over it macha. Trust me, getting over is not like a hangover macha, its ten times, no twenty times worse than that. Thalavali da. You wouldn't know. Waste fellow you are. Wait let me get up. Here he is. What he did no? He felt shy, probably not brave enough. He thinks he's worthless macha. Hey? Where are you? Forget him. Velaikagadha payan da. I'll tell you, I found it hard to tell her da and now I can see I lost her. Not to someone else macha, but I simply lost her. Why? Hello? Hey ? Oh no,power cut. Where are you? hello?
Damn you! Man in the mirror. 

Probably the worst post ever, still. Thanks for having read through. I haven't gained enough drinking experience to simulate, though, Vaazhga Tamil cinema for having taught me this.

கிறுக்கல்கள்

தமிழ் கவிதை கைக்குழந்தைப்போன்றது
எவன் வரைந்தாலும் படிக்க இனிமையாகவே இருக்கும் என்பதை உறுதியாக நம்பும் காரணத்தாலேயே நானும் எப்போதெல்லாம் தோன்றுகிறதோ கவிதை எழுத முனைகிறேன்

பல மோசமான, மொக்கையான கவிதைகளுக்கு இடையே சில வரிகள் திரும்பப்படிக்கும் அளவுக்கு அழகாய் அமைந்து விடுகின்றன.இருட்டில் தான் வெளிச்சத்தின் அருமை புலப்படும் அல்லவா? எனவே  அவ்வாறான உளறல்களும் அழகான சில கிறுக்கல்களும்
இங்கே

மெகா சீரியல்


தொலைக்கட்சியில் அவளுக்கு சுகப்ப்ரசவமானதா
என்று நகம் கடித்துப் பார்த்துக்கொண்டிருந்தாள்,
தொட்டிலில் குழந்தை அழுது கொண்டிருந்தது

விதி

ஜாதிக்கலவரத்தில் மூவர் மரணம்,
சந்நிதி தெருவில் காவல் அதிகரிப்பு

பார்த்திபன் கனவு

பட்டம் வாங்கிக்கொண்டிருக்கும் மகனின் கனவை கலைத்தது
"விடிஞ்சாச்சுடா வயலுக்கு போ" என்ற தாயின் குரல்

வாழ்கை 

கீழே விழுந்த முறுக்கை எடுக்காதே என்றாள் மகனிடம்
அவளுக்கும் தெரிந்திருந்தது போலும்
மூன்றடி தள்ளி நடந்து வரும் பிச்சைக்காரனின் கடைசி மகனுக்கு
முருக்கென்றால் உயிர் என்று.

எதிர்காலம்

பச்சையாக இருப்பது வயல்,
அருகில் ஓடுவதுதான் ஆறு.
மகனுக்கு புத்தகம் பார்த்து கற்றுக்கொடுத்தான்
வருடம் 2050௦.

கருப்பு

கருப்பு, ஆகாத வண்ணமாம்
குருடனுக்கும் விளங்குவதாலோ?

தானம்

வலது கை கொடுப்பது இடதுகைக்கு தெரியக்கூடாதாம்
ஒரு கை உள்ளவனெல்லாம் தானம் வாங்குபவனாகவே  உள்ளான்

படிப்பு

தேர்வுக்கு படிக்கவேண்டும் ஆறு மணிக்கு எழுப்பு
என்று ஆறு வயது வேலைக்காரனிடம் சொல்லிவிட்டு உறங்க சென்றான்

மேதாவி

இலக்கியம் படித்த தமிழாசிரியர்
இலக்கணம் சொல்லிகொண்டிருந்தார்
எடுத்துக்காட்டாக, விவசாயியின் நாட்டுப்புறப்பாடல்.

முத்தம்

ஒரே மூச்சில் அவன் காதலுக்கு பதில் கூறினாள்,
முதல் முத்தம்.

பிரிவு

சேர முடியாமல் தற்கொலை செய்து கொண்ட காதலர்களின்
கதை பேசிக்கொண்டிருந்தன
சேரவே முடியாத தண்டவாளங்கள்

பக்தி

நீ கோவிலுக்குப்போகும் அந்த அரை மணி
நாத்திகனும் ஆத்திகன் ஆவான்.